5 Things you should not talk about at the lunch table
1. Your period. No one wants to hear about it, and quite frankly, I would never want to talk about it to anyone! So I'm expecting people to never talk about it to me.
2. Body hair. Ok, legs are ok, but not bikini line and armpits. Yuck.
3. Childbirth. I don't want to know about childbirth until it's time to give birth.
4. What my lunch will do to me. Everyone knows what baked beans does, and don't tell me what by pee is gonna smell like when I eat asparagus.
5. Kids illnesses. I don't want to hear about snot and sick when I eat soup. Or anything else.
On more important notes - something has happened to Mr Ockley! He hasn't been there all week! At least not the three days I've been driving to work.
Weekend now, whoop whoop! Going to the pub tonight, should be nice.
Ps. It's amazing how many people that get symptoms after the swine flu jab. Even more amazing that it's only the people who say: Ohh I wonder how poorly I'll get after the jab.
Antar att jab syftar på vaccinationen, men är det också den korrekta översättningen? Eller betyder det spruta eller stick eller något annat liknande? Jag måste ju utnyttja tillfället till att lära mig så mycket engelska som möjligt :)
På mitt jobb var det faktiskt ganska många som blev sjuka efter vaccinationen, även om de flesta nog trodde att de skulle klara sig utan symtom. Och då räknar jag inte med "djävulskt ont i armen-symtomet" för det drabbade i princip alla.
